Dear John,

Two days ago I went to get the mandatory post Pesach, kosher pizza.  While waiting I decided to stroll to the card and paper store next door. I got a cute baby gift for a friend and grabbed one of their HILARIOUS postcards which I wanted to share with you.

The post card has a cool blue and green pattern. The store's name is "Dear John". So the mailer postcard reads this way :

Dear John

Fine Stationers

"If you teach a child to read then he or her can pass a literacy test"

                          -George Bush, on education reform

Let Dear John compose a clever invitation for your next event. Grammar check included.